Cold Open: Jake’s Nasty Hygiene Is Called Out by Holt – Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Episode Highlight)

Cold Open: Jake’s Nasty Hygiene Is Called Out by Holt – Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Episode Highlight)


AH, CAPTAIN.
YOU’RE AT MY DESK. JUST WHAT I WANNA SEE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. YOU’RE THREE MINUTES LATE,
PERALTA. NOT MY FAULT.
I HAD A PLUMBING PROBLEM. [musical ringtone] [groans] WHICH REMINDS ME,
I’M GONNA NEED A NEW
DEPARTMENTALLY ISSUED PHONE. OH, COME ON, REALLY?
I’M A FEW MINUTES LATE, SO YOU’RE GONNA CALL ME OUT
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? GOOD IDEA.
EVERYONE? GATHER ROUND, SO I CAN CALL OUT
PERALTA IN FRONT OF YOU. OKAY, FINE.
I WAS THREE MINUTES LATE. I’M SORRY FOR DOING
ONE THING WRONG. OH, IT’S MORE THAN ONE THING.
UH-OH. LET’S START
WITH THE KRISTOV MURDER. IT WAS
AN AMAZING SOLVE. I GOT HIM TO CONFESS
IN 20 MINUTES. YOU ALSO MISLABELED
THE EVIDENCE, SO THAT CONFESSION
IS WORTHLESS IF THE SERGEANT
HADN’T CAUGHT YOUR MISTAKE. HERE ARE THREE CASES
WITH SLOPPY PAPERWORK. HERE ARE TWO PICTURES. ONE IS YOUR LOCKER. THE OTHER IS A GARBAGE DUMP
IN THE PHILIPPINES. CAN YOU TELL
WHICH IS WHICH? THAT ONE’S THE DUMP?
THEY’RE BOTH YOUR LOCKER. GAH, I SHOULD’VE GUESSED THAT.
HE’S GOOD. THIS FOLDER IS LABELED
“UNDIES, DIRTY.” SO I WON’T CONFUSE IT
WITH “UNDIES, CLEAN.” ALSO, WHO CARES
ABOUT ALL THESE RULES? I HAVE MORE FELONY ARRESTS
THAN ANY OTHER DETECTIVE HERE. YOU ALSO HAVE MORE MICE
LIVING IN YOUR DESK THAN ANY OTHER DETECTIVE. [gasps] ALGERNON.
[all aw] YOU GUYS,
ALGERNON’S BACK. GET RID OF THE MOUSE,
AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NOW. HE’S GRUMPY.

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49 thoughts on “Cold Open: Jake’s Nasty Hygiene Is Called Out by Holt – Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Episode Highlight)

  1. Now this video has made me wanting more . When's the new season ? I have already watched all the previous seasons multiple times.

  2. I feel that Jake should be in even deeper trouble since he’s pretty much the source of a mouse infestation.

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